Mini QnA

GOOD NEWS!
I managed to seek Cenosis‘ permission to answer my readers’ questions posted previously! Aren’t you all excited to know?

Q1: I wonder how much cavitation cost?

Winnilicious: Well, the trial is $33. If you are considering better and faster results, of cos, do consider taking up a package. It’s really more worth it. The whole slimming package which will consist of other slimming equipments and treatments, including cavitation, will range from a few hundred bucks to a few thousand bucks. Obviously, it has to depend on individual needs. A FAT Winnilicious will definitely need more treatments as compared to a SLIM Winnilicious who only needs toning for her “bye bye arms”. That is common sense!

Therefore, it will be best for you to come down to the glasshouse and Cenosis’ consultants will tailor a suitable package to fit your needs. If you feel damn ‘pai sey’ (embarrassing) to come down to such an open place, you can drop by any of the other outlets or call the Slimming Solution Helpline at 7000 700 6626. The consultants will be more than happy to assist you.

Don’t be afraid of packages, they won’t give you unnecessary stuff, only those that you need. I have done treatments for 2 weeks. Everyday, I am using some sort of technology for different effects.

There’s cavitation, wraps, detoxifying and so much more!

Q2: Can effects of cavitation be seen in 1 session?

Winnilicious: Well, I saw it with my own eyes. I lost 18cm altogether in just 1 session! In fact, the rest of the bloggers saw it too at the bloggers’ conference.

Q3: Is cavitation lasting? Will it go back to original after a few days?

Winnilicious:


Cavitation actually creates micro-bubbles and increases the numbers and sizes of the bubbles. As the bubbles grow bigger, the bubbles burst. The force actually bursts the fat cells walls and the complex fatty acids will become simpler fatty acids and passes out from our poops. Therefore, once the fat cells are gone, they will take a few years to develop and grow. It is very essential that you don’t have the mindset that once you go slimming, therefore you can eat all the junk you want.

If so, then the nutritionists will be white elephants at Cenosis! =X Remember that maintenance is very important.

Q4: I only have flabby arms, thighs and budging stomach. Do I need to go to a slimming center?

Winnilicious: -_-” Of course , you have to. These parts are hard to get rid even with exercises!!!! If you exercise, you tend to develop mass and you are going to look like The Hulk, and I am sure you want to look smaller, instead of bigger right ?

Q5: The slimming packages cost a bomb! I have no money.

Winnilicious: -_-” Money is never enough. It depends on how we spend it. Ask yourself, how many youth do you have? ONE ONLY!!!!

- Do you want to hide yourself in big ugly looking tees and jeans for the rest of your life, and lie to yourself that you do not like that pretty slinky dress that you saw at ION Orchard?!

- For those who are single like me, do you want a bf? Do you want someone to spend your life with?

- For those who are married, do you want your hubby to go astray? Do you even feel sexy when you strip naked in front of your hubby?

- For those who have boyfriends, do you like your friends or even anyone to say that you are bigger sizes than your boyfriends? Do you really want to be ditched soon?

Well, the answer is obvious. NO!

You may think that a few thousand bucks is a lot, BUT have you thought otherwise?

- How much does your health cost? Are you aware that Singapore’s hospital daily room and board a day alone is already $418? Surgery, miscellaneous charges, doctor’s fees etc have not been taken into consideration!

- How much does your self esteem cost? Only that few thousand bucks?

- The cost of your pride? This is PRICELESS, okay?

I remember seaking to a friend of mine, Brother Simon. He said “No doubt, I prefer to have a woman with a heart of gold. But again, first impression counts. If she is *ahem* FAT, I don’t think that I will even have a second look at her. How the earth am I going to discover her heart of gold?” YES, THIS IS THE TRUTH! THE SAD TRUTH.

That is why “future husband”, Mr J refuses to marry me despite the fact that he promised me that if I am not married by the age of 30, he will marry me. So now, I am working hard towards my goal! I have like 6 months to the age of 30. (Duh…)

So all you need is to take this first step!
For me, even with the lost of a few kgs since last week, I am walking around with more confidence. I have even met some friends whom I have not been meeting these 2 years. I even went “group dating” with “future hubby”, Mr J, for a couple of times. I am feeling great. I am feeling happier! I am not lying to you when I tell you the happiness and confident I feel now is PRICELESS .
Q6: Why must I choose Cenosis and not other slimming centers like ABC or XYZ?
Winnilicious: Duh….. Which other slimming centers dare to organize a glasshouse event to show off their fat customers who will become slim in a short period of time? If you think carefully about it, if Cenosis has no confidence, why would they even “kill” themselves like that? Plus, Cenosis has been around for 10 years. If ineffective, they would have close shop long time ago! I know a lot of you out there are comparing prices left right center. But let me tell you this, It is the same logic as this: Buy a S$40 “Made in China”, no guarantee, no brand, no professional research MP3 player or a nice, reputable one that you know will last you for years? Think about it!
I have been receiving treatments at the glass house for almost 2 weeks now. One thing I can tell you is, IT IS NOT HARD WRITING THIS ADVERTORIAL EVEN. BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY PROFESSIONAL AND EFFECTIVE!!!!

Plus the fact that Cenosis has great tie ups with UOB Bank credit cards. With interest free installments, it is really affordable monthly.

So what are you waiting for? Come down to glasshouse now! You will regret for the rest of your life if you never ever make the first move.

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4 Responses to “Mini QnA”

  1. Polaris Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 21:28

    Wow… very detailed… nice work… :)
    Too bad they don’t provide this service to Man… =X

  2. Winnilicious Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 23:07

    Polaris – -_-” U need to jian fei meh?

  3. Polaris Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 07:51

    Ya, I got problem in bending down to tie my shoes laces… :(

  4. Winnilicious Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 10:15

    Polaris – Wear shoes w/o laces?