I need to get married….. Any takers?
WTF!
Is there such law in Singapore saying that by 30, you have to get married? Otherwise it is a crime?
FARK! This was the commotion just now in my bloodly house!
My mum overheard my conversation on the phone and she came up with this crappy crap,
"Oh, she (as in the bride) is your age right? Should get married already. Coming to 30. Old liao. If fortunate enough, at your age, don't know how many kids already?"
Duhz….. Not again?!?! The above applies to her generation and not mine! OMG!
What is wrong for not getting married at the age of 30? What is wrong when I have yet found the Prince Charming? What is wrong of not giving birth at the age of 27?
Is she implying that I should be married by now? Obviously YES (I am using my butt to think now.)
FINE…. Maybe I should just grab a man, get married, give birth and divorce. That was my reply to her in Mandarin. This is the end result of getting married for the sake of getting married. Is she suggesting this to me? Hmmmm… In that case, she will have to find me a rich man. If not, send me to the so-called match making company.
Yeah, married early and have kids. Like lotsa friends of mine lor. With kid ages from 5 to 10. What happened to the marriage? Either broken, if not, each leads their own lives. Is my mummy asking me to join their "club"? Kinda easy. Just grab a man and spend the night with him, claiming that I am a virgin. Cry and sob tomorrow morning, saying that he has taken my virginity. Duhz…..
Now that my mum is in such a hurry to marry me off, I need to post an ad like Steven Lim.
I NEED TO GET MARRIED. ANYONE WANNA MARRY ME? PLEASE LET YOUR CONTACT NUMBERS AND EMAIL AS COMMENTS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
July 24th, 2007 at 22:28
Actually the breaking point of a marriage or relationship has little to do with how young they have children. The eventual problem still falls back on the husband and wife. No matter what age they get married and have kids, if both are unable to resolve conflicts effectively, the rest are useless.
In our parents day, the tradition values of “jia ji sui ji, jia gou sui gou” has helped alot of couples pull through. In our modern times, our education preaches me me me me me, nothing but me. The desire and ability to compromise is simply not there.
July 24th, 2007 at 23:17
“I NEED TO GET MARRIED. ANYONE WANNA MARRY ME? PLEASE LET YOUR CONTACT NUMBERS AND EMAIL AS COMMENTS. THANK YOU SO MUCH.”
Eh.. you are kidding right?
Whatever the case is, I am disqualified. LOL
July 25th, 2007 at 01:11
More or less we are still binded by traditional asian values ie.Get married & have children. Whats wrong with staying single?! I wonder when will we ever move on.
July 25th, 2007 at 01:25
Sorry… but i dun want to be mean.. but surely there’s a few takers.
July 25th, 2007 at 02:16
Paul – Sad to say, there isn’t. Moreover, I think I prefer to get married for love.
Lisa&PeiPei – Please tell my mum that.. Thank you.
Xizor2000 – Thank you. But u did not leave your resume in my blog. Haha… Never try never know.
Ed – I strongly agree with you. It is the “me me nothing but me” world now. That is why I dare not get married. Moreover, I distrust my eye sight when it comes to picking a bf. Guess I need to do a eye check up. Oh yes, btw, Princessa says you are nice. =P
July 25th, 2007 at 06:51
Me nice? LOL! When I roar, the windows will shatter the ceiling fan drop. Hahahahahaha…
July 25th, 2007 at 06:55
Ed – I am not the one who says. It was Princessa. I bet she will be commenting soon later…..
July 25th, 2007 at 10:23
Wah Piangz… Did I see wrongly!!! My dear gal is asking for takers??? Hmmm… I think beta not ba.. If not u will really end up in ur friends club de wor.. Even if u get married, deep in ur heart u will still pray and hope to have a prince charming to appear. So if he appear, I can 100% guarantee that u will leave ur hubby de… Keke…
July 25th, 2007 at 10:28
gd luck in findin a mate…
July 25th, 2007 at 11:09
Berlin – Maybe cos I prefer to marry for love? Hmmmm….
Pubed – Thanks. =)
July 25th, 2007 at 14:03
OK, for guys interested in applying, please take a queue number, fill in application form B3 and C1 and pay a non-refundable deposit of $50.
July 25th, 2007 at 14:19
Hee hee… here’s a possible way to get them off your back – tell them you’re a lesbian… u don’t like guys.
Then again… it may cause more problems since they seems so conservative.
July 25th, 2007 at 15:30
DK – Thanks for coordinating. We will split the deposit by 50/50. Oh yes, you are not joining the queue? LOLx…
Miccheng – That will cause more problem. Well, my mum isn’t that conservative but she got influenced by her stupid friends. #^(^$Q) You know what I mean.
July 25th, 2007 at 16:17
Quite funny… she should be more supportive of you then, since you are her own daughter. Mum’s just want to compare compare lah… like one-up on the Jones… “my daughter already got 2 kids liao, you leh?”
Maybe her answer should be: “So how much money she (they) owes the bank ah? Housing & kids very expensive leh. How many ‘C’ husband? 2 only ah? Aiyoh… should wait for 5-C one mah, like my daughter!”
Now that’s standing up for her daughter man.
July 25th, 2007 at 17:42
Miccheng – You wanna advise my mum on that? I will be very grateful to u.
July 25th, 2007 at 17:55
LOL…u’re getting mad…dun bother…carrer is more important than men rite now…haha…
Good luck sis… ^^V
July 25th, 2007 at 21:36
JKD – Thanks sis. It is just for fun. No application. =(
July 25th, 2007 at 23:20
Soon later…
The “msn-ing me pasting the link for me to click” kinda accelerated my rapid response -_-”
“Berlin – Maybe cos I prefer to marry for love? Hmmmm…” – The day you’re able to define possession and love then get married. I don’t think I need to elaborate. You should fairly well understand what I mean.
July 26th, 2007 at 00:35
Princessa – you are kinda chim… Re-explain in plain English.
July 26th, 2007 at 14:59
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