Sillypore being one of the smallest countries in the world, offers the world's most narrow set of issues for expressing commoners' opinions (if they have any). Majority of Sillyporeans have no sense of history; they are 'present tense' creatures who want for themselves today, regardless of the generations tomorrow. These Sillyporeans prefer petty displays of material achievement in relation to his (or her) immediate peers are far more important than meaningful examination of policy and outcome. Yet these unmotivated, lazy slobs are equally entitled to a meaningless vote as anyone else.  It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Sillypore feeds Sillyporeans' sense of importance by allowing them a vote while ensuring that they aren't really empowered in any meaningful way.

 

Remember how Shrek recalled on his father trying to eat him when he was young? Doesn't it remind you of the famous pooh's companion, Tigger who is supposed to be the representative of the Shrink Langkaaeans who stand up for them and protect them, is clearly now a 'fear factor' for these 'protected' people. These Shrink Langkaaeans are afraid of Tigger and do not speak freely, they are afraid of voicing their opinions in fear of offencing Tigger.  Ironic isnt it? With protector like Tigger, who needs enermies?

 

Majority agreed that Saddest-dam was not the culprit who launched the $9.11 sabotage and apparently did not harbour any global human destruction marketing campaign.  But he was captured based on the belief that he had his storeroom packed with products of nuclear weapons and is the chairman behind the $9.11 sabotage strategy. YET, he was prosecuted on a altogether different reason. It is crystal clear that United Sad is determined to pin Saddest-dam down and whatever United Sad says, goes. No contest. It was a die-die situation no matter which angle one look at it.  No wonder United Sad was able to make Saddest-dam the saddest of all.

 

From a very dated country to the world's second largest exporter – second only to Germenee, Chiner's growth has been unprecedented and phenomenal YET refuses the world's expectation to be transparent.  It is very easy to notice that Chiner is still a developing country which is trying to cope with all the problems associated with modernisation and globalisation and they are still having the tendency to impress and resort to cover up for shortcomings (apparently the bad habit is inherited from the Tang, Ming & Ching Dynasties) is there for most to see especially in the cases when Chiner tried to cover up the number of SARS patients and at one time the Chiner government even denied the existence of the infectious illness altogether! (of course they apologized later when the truth was really right into everyone's face.) Chiner is also well-known for its export of hazardous food for humans and animals alike and in 2004, a tragedy took place – a Chiner food company sold infant formula with little or no nutritional value caused the deaths of at least 12 infants and the severe malnutrition of hundreds more. This is not the funny part but the joke is that while Chiner is trying to ensure other countries of its exports are of the highest quality, its own citizens themselves do not get the same level of protection…

 

'Tai-chi', a slow pace martial art with movements that seem to exhibit the strength of "pushing one's internal force" your enermy way – a very powerful strike which will no doubt render your sparring partner into a complete defeat (if you know how, that's it) – is almost similar to the way one pushes one's faults to another, trying to look innocent behind its wolfie's soul.  Jab-pen is good at that. Why is that so? Simple really. While Jab-pen's former chief secretary, Yohei Konoooo issued a statement on behalf of Jab-pen, acknowledging and apologizing to the comfort women of WWII in 1993 of its direct and indirect involvement, its Premier Shinzo Abeeee refused to admit there was any coercion involved and insisted on a road to a less responsbility for its imperial past. If this is not 'tai chi', then what is? He is nothing but a laughing stock for being a worldwide stupid liar. Phew… it is a good thing that the international pressure has forced Abeeee to accept and fully agreed to all the premises and claims made by Konoooo.

 

 

NOTE TO READERS (if there is any): I don't expect any readers but just in case you happened to read a few liners and get offended, please don't. This is only my personal view and you don't have to agree with me.